Illegal Immigrant

Can you spot who's the homeless girl in the picture???

Does this place looks familiar to you hahahah

Haahah yes yes its our beloved school!!! Wonder why a hot and sexy air stewardess lookalike *chokes* standing outside Sri Garden with big luggages?! Hehehhehe

Yes yes ! You got it right! Going on holidays for 4 days 3 nights in Mun Mun's house. hehehe aka my second house!!

Yes yes, it's the mooncake I was talking about! We made snow skin green tea mooncake! Hehhehe damn nice oneeee!! (But someone dunno how to appreciate, give him adey never bring back home (#$*(#$*(#@$*(@#!!!!)

I made the upper row one. The lower ones belong to Mun Yee!! Hahahha look at the big fat mooncake without edges!!! HAHAHA

Who wants? Hehhehe.

During the evening! Mun's mommy bought a cute kite home!

It's a cuttlefish! Hahahha sooo cute right! Guess who's the sotong boy behind the kite! Heheh

Happy happy girl~~

I am also a very happy girl in the pool!!! After that, we planned to swim for 20 laps but I was already tired even before the 10 laps! T_T

This was the picture I took and shamelessly put as her phone wallpaper!! HAHAHAH faster say I kawai!!!~~~ ^^V

Enough of being lala!!

Entertaining ourselves!

Meditate Meditate! Hahhaha yoga pose!!

Disturbing her own sweet time!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUNNIEST PICTURE OF THE WEEKKKKKKK ! Like sucking her soul out wtf

Long hair ghost! Damn sleepy adey ! T_T

But still as crazy as ever!

Damn Bimbo righttt!!!! But we're as innocent as angels one weally ^^

Ohhhhhh I just saw the coolest sneaker heels from DKNY!!!!!!!!

Sooo cute right heheheh

More to come soon!!!!!!!!

Second Home & The Lift Story


Hehehhe, hello everyone! I am at my second home now. I've been here since yesterday hehe Yes I brought my big big luggage to stay here forever!!! (Chin Mun says nooooooooo hahaha) Nola I'm just having my vacation now because my mom is having hers too. =) I miss staying here soo much hohooo. Yesterday we went to the Pasar Malam and brought back a lot of food. Guess what did we had yesterday night!! Char Kueh Teow, Assam Laksa, Sushi, Satay, 2 Tong Suis.... Our tummy is very happy. Hoho Tonight we'll be having Mun's mommy home cooked dinner!! I know you girls are jealous now already hheheh. We just finished making green tea snow skin mooncakes now and it was so fun! Her mooncake look like a fat ball HAHAHA I will show you guys picture once I get home!! =D

We did what we did best yesterday night again.. which was camwhore till midnight~ HAHAHAH Camwhored with 3 different cameras, One was my camera, her camera and her phone camera tsk tsk. But the pictures turned out badd probably because of the quality and our eyes were sooo tired! But I took one very nice picture of myself and shamelessly put it as her phone's wallpaper because I think I do look quite cute in that picture HAHAHAHAH she agreed too!!! Michelle said I looked more pretty today maybe because... I am heartbroken wtf. She keep bullying me by saying hurtful & weird things me with her *chee lei gan* accent nowadays so...............

In order to take revenge, let me tell you guys a funny story here hehehhe. Once upon a time, there was a girl, named Paris Hilton lived in Bam villa the 12th floor. One day, I happened to put my luggages at her house and went back to take with her straight after school. Knowing that she lives at the 12th floor, we both, of course must take the lift right!! While both of us went into the lift, we were the only one in there. Suddenly, Paris Hilton farted out loud while we were just on the way to the second floor. Dear lord, why do you have to do this to me. Trapping me inside a small lift with acid fart T__________________T Paris Hilton shamelessly admitted herself that she farted out loud with a 5cm thick skinned face and I almost cried inside the lift T_T
hehehe, dont angry okay? We go KLTiTi later ok? HAHAHAHA


Thats all for today Hohoho gonna watch Wild bunny now! 2pm is the loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <33333333


The cute little baby Chin Mun asked me wanna go swim anot and I told him.... I scared later the pool become strawberry pool and he looked at me with an priceless expression......... AHAHAHHAHA

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY



I just passed my driving test!!!!! ONE TIME SHOTTTTTTTTT!!! HIP HIP HOORAY HOORAY!!! I would wanna thank my mother, my family, my darlings, and the unfriendly examiner for giving me a 18/20! And for my luck to get myself a good car!!

I officially have my P license nowwwwwwwwwwww. =)


HAPPY HAPPY LET'S CELEBRATE THE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Cutest Baby On Earth!





Everyone say hello to Holly! She's my new born daughter Hahahhaha nola. She's Chris niece. Hehe American Chinese! sooooooo cute I wanna pinch herrrrrrrrrr!!! =)

It's Not H1N1

Good news!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm not gonna die so soon yet pfftttttttt *touch wood* I'm all good now! My voice is getting better compare to last 3 days, I can't even talk!! And I went to jog around my house area this morning and sweat like a cow! It felt sooooo goodddddd. Heeeee (first time to hear that I go exercise right hehe turn over a new leaf already!!) The good thing about being sick is you can lose weight without doing anything other than sleep and take tonnes of medicine. Although my grandma said I'm skinner but my weight didn't go down at all FML. And the medicine made my head spin like nobody's business. I can't study anything in T__________T double FML

Bad news! Once I got better, my mom fell sick again. It's like taking turns wtf. Before I fell sick, she was sick. And once I fell sick, she got well. And now, she's sick again and I have to be her nurse now. FYI, she snores like a dinasaur ahahhahahaha it's so scary! I'm gonna go record now and let herself listen later!!! HAHAHA *Mommy you snore like a dinasaur*


Was suppose to go out with darling and other secret darlingSSS today to go prom shopping & movie but got transport problem =( How I wished I took my license earlier!!!

I bet she was looking like that when I told her that I can't make it! HAHAH

Anyways, Congrats to her because she just passed her undang test!!! We'll celebrate next week alright darrrrrrr I promiseeee!!! Hehhehe

There she go, smile already. Heeeeeee

Sick Package


I'm so sick right now. Guess what sick I have with me now, from fever, cough, sore throat to flu. The symptoms of H1N1.. I have it all FML I'm quarantining myself at home now. Barely can move T___T body aching and all. T_T I guess I'm going to the hospital soon if the sick haven't cure by tonight to make sure it's not H1N1.... wish me luck T__________T

Anyways, a conversation betwwen 2 sick people !

к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahah
you sick ah

[ hedonist ] - lycandrea.blogspot.com [ me and you... like we always do ] says:
not really la
just like flu
off and on wan

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
ahah
i worst
i got like
fever flu cough sore throat
wtf right

[ hedonist ] - lycandrea.blogspot.com [ me and you... like we always do ] says:
WWAHHHHHH
go hospital la u!!!

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahaha im going soon if im not cure by tonight!!

[ hedonist ] - lycandrea.blogspot.com [ me and you... like we always do ] says:
iayer..! talking to u here later i get h1n1 oso
dun talk
go hosp!! hahahahahaahahaha

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahahahhaha
yer so bad
T_T

What are you gonna be next time?


This question is tickling us more than anything right now. But as for me, I would really want a suitable job for me, as I could enjoy while working at the same time. I mean, who doesn't want a job like that, right??


At first, I told myself I wanted to be a kindergarden teacher when I was helping out at the kindergarden last holiday. Which I know my mom wouldn't be happy if I really gonna be one next time. Then, after that, some of my friends advice me to be the kindergarden principal. AHAHAHHA I mean, seriously?? Principal? Then I must take care of my presentation alot lor. Cannot have fun crazily. I mean, which parents will send their children to a school with a not serious looking principal, right?? And I don't think I can put on that "good good girl"image for a longgggggggggggggg period!! Hahah!


Then, this ambition was gone, and I wanted to be a wedding planner next. Well well, wedding planner! Hahaha I wanted to be one because I will always get to see lovely couples getting married happily! Do event planning for them to make their wedding success! Or maybe open a wedding gown studio and sell pretty wedding gowns and take wedding photography! Oh soooo lovely!!!

At the same time, my mom wants me to be an accountant because she claims that my maths is good. (Where got?!) Then become a financial consultant after that. Till I'm very professional at accounts already, then open an audit firm myself, WHICH I DON'T THINK I WILL ENJOY IT AT ALLL. FYI, I've only did accounts before during Form 3 for the KH subject, that one also I tembak one. Cuz I don't find accounts is interesting at all. And I know being an accountant having a good maths skill is not enough. Must be very be careful la, patience and....... more.Why still wanna spend my life with it??? I mean, how can you enjoy yourself with numbers unless you are Mou Chuan AHHAHAHA i mean T____T, I like maths but I don't wanna spend my life with numberssssss T_T and do accounts for other people!!! SO SAD WEH!

And I don't wanna look like that for the rest of my life because I think most of the accountants look like that. T____________T

Besides, I also thought about being a fashion stylist at once instead of a fashion designer because I can't draw for shit! I like to advice people on how should they wear and I think I'm quite good at it, *blushes* But I know it'll be hard to survive in a fashion industry, and why would I wanna spend everyday by mix and matching someone's clothes and think of what hairstyle should they do everyday instead of grooming myself first! So free ah! I don't have to do this for my living right T____T But I still like fashion and I will consider opening an online shop next year if I'm free! =)

btw this is not a dress but a long skirt! I love to explore new things in fashion thats why I have this passion of making other look good . eg Mr Lancerie =)

Then I considered Pharmacist at once before because, my thought was, I would rather do pharmacy more than being an accountant. And I heard pharmacists are in demand now, so can earn big bucks. HAhahaha but then again, I don't have the passion to cure people's diseases lor. As you know, I'm very afraid of those grossy things like blood and stuff, how to be a good pharmacist like that. Aiyoyo If someone run to be with blood to ask for medicine, I think I will faint first than he/she. No I'm not joking ! And I wouldn't be happy if I had to face sick people everyday and smell like medicine for the rest of my life!


SOOOOOOOOOOOO, for now, my conclusion is, as I love to dine so much, ( I have a very very great passion for fooddddddddddddd), why not do something to do with food and bevarage? I mean, I'm not gonna be a chef la! But what I wanna be now is, operate a restaurant by myself, or maybe a small dessert cafe or something like that by myself. Design my own shop with lovely furnitures all by myself , inovates more special dishes myself, what do you think?? Well, this is what I like and I think I'll do fine in it! At least I don't have to manage other people's account but managing my own, at least people come to me to cure their stomach, not their disease, I THINK THIS WILL BE THE BEST JOB FOR ME. YAYYYYY maybe I will still open a wedding studio in the future, who knows, right? As long as I'm doing something I like then I'll be happy!!

Update For Tienie

My xiao zha bor <3

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:

i ask you ahhhhh
what is transformer's parent called
hahaha

Litien says:
dont know
tell me
must be some lame joke
hahaha

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahahah
transparent
AHHAHAHHAHA
i bet youre laughing now

Litien says:
OMG
you are so hgfhskjgf hbjskfhkjwh lame
hahahahaahhahaha

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
ahhahahahahhaha
i bet youre laughing!!!!!
dont denyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Litien says:
yeah
hahahaha
it was funny
any more?

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
errrr
transformer sister lea

Litien says:
transister
haha

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
no
its transistor
HHAHAHHAHAH
WTF

Litien says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
you know im a big fan of your blog
i always read it even when im here
hahahah
so you should UPDATE MORE OFTEN

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
HAHAHAHA okayyyyyyyyy
hahaha
theres another joke
i ask you ah

Litien says:
what (so fierce)

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
there's 2 lizards fighting on the wall, and fell down
the 3rd one saw
hahahah
what did it say

Litien says:
tell me

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
noooo
guess first

Litien says:
aiyerrr i dont wanna guess

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahha
actually this joke must tell real life only funny
but anyways
the answer is,
tsk tsk tsk
AHHAHAHAHHA
geddit?

Litien says:
NO
i dont
hahaha
explain

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahaha
stupid
thats how a lizard sound like
tsk tsk tsk tsk

Litien says:
HAHAHAHAH
omg i get it now
when u said thats how a lizard sounds
i actually did the sound
then i only got it
hahahahha

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahahhahahahaha
funny lea!
tell me im the best!!

Litien says:
NEVER!

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
TT________TT
ni bu ai wo de (U)

Litien says:
so fast heart broken
dont you have school tomorrow
let me tuck you into bed
hehehe

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahah
howwwww?? *blushes*

Litien says:
hahahahah
omg
stop thinking naughty
slaps

(F) к у є α и с є я ї є says:
hahahahaha
i know you want it
sexy principal this time???? AHHAHAHAHHAHA

Litien says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
omgo omg!


................. the rest is left to be private and confidential heheheheheh

My turn to sayang her this timeee heheeee

there you go , an update ahhahahahha pfftttttttttt i miss you my lao zha bor (L) soo , sexy principal tonight?? AHAHHAHAHAHA WTF

Camwhore


I know you love camwhoring with your friends, but have you tried camwhoring with your own mom at least once? I think you should try it!! HAhahaha Don't blame me if you get a scolding or anything :P

Was taken on the bed. Hahahah she said look like errr..... sex scandal ahahhaha wtf

sex scandal 100% wtf wtf

When i said pout your lips! Then she really go pout hahahahha wtf so funny can die when we were taking this picture! Cuz I keep on laughingggg T_T

That's my pretty mommy. Why didn't she gimme half of her genes T_T sometimes I get jealous when she's prettier than me pfft

Just so you know, I did not spread your ugly things out. If others didn't tell me about it, I would have been the last one who will know about it. If you are really so unhappy about it, don't fake it and tell me personally that what you are not happy of . I'm really tired of that childish drama thing. Thank you very much .