Ommfg. Of all the people on earth, why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee T______________________T BIGGEST JOKE OF THE YEARRRRRRRRRR
I couldn't believe I'm one of the 1743837482374 millions of them (okay maybe not so much) got chosen for NS. Can you believe it. I cannot believe it myself T_________T my nightmare has begun wtf For a person who skip PE and CCA most of the time, I AM REALLY NOT FIT INTO THIS PLKN THING THAT'S FOR SURE. Everyone that knows me knows it. People who doesn't know me also know it wtf . I bet some of you are laughing at me now. Hmph.
Okay maybe I deserve it. Let me tell you a story. But cannot laugh at me . Cannot beat me also. Must sayang me more for being so honest!! (Okay maybe Rach will be the only one who's gonna hit me after this wuwuwu)
Last night when I came online to MSN, few of them came and ask me whether I got chosen anot. I was like so blur that time cuz I didn't know what is happening at first. Then Nancy was the first one who told me how to check whether I got in anot. Which is by sms. Type in your IC number and blabla send it to this number. I hesitated for soooooooo long and finally sent that sms. Waited for the msg and I finally received after a few minutes. I DIDN'T DARE TO READ THAT TIME. IT TOOK ME SO MUCH COURAGE TO OPEN A MSG FOR THE FIRST TIME!! And then I was sooooooooooooo happy that they said, Maaf, *ic number* tidak tidak dipilih untuk menyertai PLKN 2010. Terima kasih. I shouted YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS so loudly and I think my neighbour could possible hear me that time. I was so happy telling people I did not get selected blabla and I pranked some of them saying that I got into NS to see their reaction. One of them was one of my close friend, Rachuuuuu.
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | RACHHHHHHHH | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | you there? | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | yeapyeap | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | eh you check ns alr? | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | ya | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | =S | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | you ? | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | yeap | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | not choosen | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | YER OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | SOOOOOO LUCKY | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | T_T | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | you kena??!!! | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | FOR SERIOUS?! | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | YEAHHH | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | SIGHHHHHHhh | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | T_________T | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | m gonna cry now | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | OMG THIS IS BIG NEWS!!! OMG WTF BBQ!!! | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im gonna shower with cold water for 3 months | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im gonna eat ugly food for 3 months | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im gonna like run around & train under the sun for 3 months | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im gonna............... oh my mother farking god | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im not gonna see you all for 3 good months | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | OMGGG ITS KOH KYEAN DOING ALL THESE SPORTY THINGS HAHAHAA | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | EHHHH GOOD EXPERIENCE AH | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | you will come back as a changed lady wtf | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | hahahahha | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i dunno what to say | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i wanna cry now | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | im not gonna see 2pm bigbang snsd they all for 3 months | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | come back as a black chicken | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i mean | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | black fat pig | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | oh wait | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | by that time | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i think i thinner than snsd | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | HAHAHAHHAHAHA | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | HAHAHA | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | usually people come back chubbier | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | wahahaha | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | YER WHO SAY | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | DON LAAAAAAAAAAAAa | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | hahhahaa | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | eh i feel like i wanna go too | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | HAHAHAH | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | eh really ah i exchange with you | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | hahahah | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | its nice la there | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | my neighbour just cameback | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | hahahaha | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i dunno | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i just cannot imagine | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i cca also ponteng | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | how to ponteng there | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | hahahhaa | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | no chris for 3 months lol | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | i go curang with him WHAHAHAHA | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | IM JOKING!!! | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | ahahahha | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | hahahhaha | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | you try and seee | ||||||
| (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | (F) Rachel | i fry your pussy or fry his dick HAHAHAhHAHHAHAnola | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | HAHAHAHAHHA | ||||||
| (F) Rachel | (F) к у є α и с є я ї є | yer so happy and excited for you all! |
that's when I still know I didn't get into NS and happily pranking someone else, my poor BF. Another victim .
He got emo with me too and start telling lame jokes and try giving me some good advice to make me think in a brighter side but not convincing enough for me to feel better one. Make me wanna cry and laugh at the same time. Like,
"Baby I'm gonna take purikura alone for 3 months T____T howwwwwwww" soooo cute of him.
"Baby we can't do anything right, think of it in a brighter side lor, its not like you're going to hell or something ma right, blablablablabla" at the same time he knows how princessy I am T_T
"Baby take it like a training lor. When you come back sure very fit already one" ........ Ya darker than you summore . Hmph.
I told my mom also, "Mieeee, I kena NS" she said, "cheeeeeee sin lah" (she thought it was H1N1 that time wtf) then I told her again, Mie, I got chosen for the soldier camp thingy ah. Then she only laughed and said " WAHHHH SOOO GOOD I GOT 3 MONTHS HOLIDAY" wtf what kinda mom -.- then only step me more say what lah i sure cannot survive in there and stuff T____________T
Then, I told carmen I got chosen too. and she was so nice to consult me and teach me how to escape from NS wtf. So nice of her T_T I feel so guilty now =( nola actually she was happy for me after I told her I wasn't chosen and agreed to keep it as a secret for me to prank someone else. Until this morning she sent me a msg "Now everyone believe you going NS" AHAHHAHA so sweet but then I told her IM REALLY CHOSEN THIS TIME she also shocked and confort me T_T and taught me how to escape again AHHAHAHAHHA wtf
I told WW I got chosen for NS before going to bed, he said he will bring me go eat all the nice food in the world when I come back HAHAHHAHA YOU BETTER DO SO! the cookie is finishing soon cuz I very depressed now T_T
That was last night when I still don't know I got chosen actually.
only 5 of them lor okay! Then I deserve this treatment.................. omg so sad lahT_____________T
I woke up this morning and feel quite sick, and happy at the same time because I am still very happy because I wasn't chosen. Then I checked the sms again and realised............ the IC number I typed was wrong (*#$&*@#&$*@#&$&#@*$&@#*$&*#@&*$#@_@)!@#(!_@ I WAS LIKE OMFG PLS DONT DO THIS TO ME. Then I recheck by sending another sms but this time I was not so lucky.........
It says, TAHNIAH KOH KYEAN TERPILIH MENYERTAI PLKN SIRI 7/2010.
FU#($*(#@*$(#@*$(#*$*@(#*$(@#*($*@#(*$(#*$(@#($(@#$*)@#$)#@* why is that TAHNIAH. Make it TAKZIAH. T_____________T
AND YES. TO THOSE WHO I TOLD YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT THAT I AM NOT GOING NS. YES, I'M GOING THIS TIME. FOR REAL. FARK.
And for those who are not selected this time, there's still the last batch . SO DONT BE SO HAPPY FIRST. WAHAHAHHAHAHHA omg so evil T_T
So, in my conclusion, I think I'm not gonna skip this time unless I got special reason HAHAHA. Take it as a challenge. It's not like they are gonna cut my hair bald or something (cuz im not a boy HAHAHAHAH) After so many people has talked to me HEH HEH and confort me in every way. JUST REMEMBER NOT TO FORGET ME AFTER 3 months OK wuwuwuwu and and Rach don't go seduce Chris pls i beg you HAHAHHAHA and hold all the outings until I come back k my chagia my darlings my girls wuwuwuwuwu and bring me eat nice food when I come back k you all BETTER DO if not I will eat you all alive.
So yes,
I'm gonna wake up at 5 every morning for 3 months,
I'm gonna wash and do chores everything myself for 3 months,
I'm gonna shower with cold water for 3 months,
I'm gonna eat curry rice for 3 months, (I hope not)
I'm gonna run around and train like a cow, i mean soldier under the hot sun for 3 months,
I'm gonna miss everyone for 3 months T_T
I will come back as a changed person. I WILL BE BACK as a dark & skinny person. BE PREPARED!
There were lion dances on that night too hohoho!
