Tuesday, June 30, 2009

PKLN



Ommfg. Of all the people on earth, why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee T______________________T BIGGEST JOKE OF THE YEARRRRRRRRRR


I couldn't believe I'm one of the 1743837482374 millions of them (okay maybe not so much) got chosen for NS. Can you believe it. I cannot believe it myself T_________T my nightmare has begun wtf
For a person who skip PE and CCA most of the time, I AM REALLY NOT FIT INTO THIS PLKN THING THAT'S FOR SURE. Everyone that knows me knows it. People who doesn't know me also know it wtf . I bet some of you are laughing at me now. Hmph.

Okay maybe I deserve it. Let me tell you a story. But cannot laugh at me . Cannot beat me also. Must sayang me more for being so honest!! (Okay maybe Rach will be the only one who's gonna hit me after this wuwuwu)

Last night when I came online to MSN, few of them came and ask me whether I got chosen anot. I was like so blur that time cuz I didn't know what is happening at first. Then Nancy was the first one who told me how to check whether I got in anot. Which is by sms. Type in your IC number and blabla send it to this number. I hesitated for soooooooo long and finally sent that sms. Waited for the msg and I finally received after a few minutes. I DIDN'T DARE TO READ THAT TIME. IT TOOK ME SO MUCH COURAGE TO OPEN A MSG FOR THE FIRST TIME!! And then I was sooooooooooooo happy that they said, Maaf, *ic number* tidak tidak dipilih untuk menyertai PLKN 2010. Terima kasih. I shouted YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS so loudly and I think my neighbour could possible hear me that time. I was so happy telling people I did not get selected blabla and I pranked some of them saying that I got into NS to see their reaction. One of them was one of my close friend, Rachuuuuu.





(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
RACHHHHHHHH




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
you there?




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
yeapyeap




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
eh you check ns alr?




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
ya




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
=S




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
you ?




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
yeap




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
not choosen




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
YER OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
SOOOOOO LUCKY




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
T_T




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
you kena??!!!




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
FOR SERIOUS?!




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
YEAHHH




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
SIGHHHHHHhh




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
T_________T




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
m gonna cry now




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
OMG THIS IS BIG NEWS!!! OMG WTF BBQ!!!




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im gonna shower with cold water for 3 months




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im gonna eat ugly food for 3 months




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im gonna like run around & train under the sun for 3 months




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im gonna............... oh my mother farking god




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im not gonna see you all for 3 good months




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
OMGGG ITS KOH KYEAN DOING ALL THESE SPORTY THINGS HAHAHAA




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
EHHHH GOOD EXPERIENCE AH




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
you will come back as a changed lady wtf




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
hahahahha




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i dunno what to say




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i wanna cry now




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
im not gonna see 2pm bigbang snsd they all for 3 months




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
come back as a black chicken




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i mean




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
black fat pig




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
oh wait




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
by that time




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i think i thinner than snsd




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
HAHAHAHHAHAHA




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
HAHAHA




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
usually people come back chubbier




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
wahahaha




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
YER WHO SAY




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
DON LAAAAAAAAAAAAa




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
hahhahaa













(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
eh i feel like i wanna go too

















































(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
HAHAHAH




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
eh really ah i exchange with you




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
hahahah




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
its nice la there




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
my neighbour just cameback




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
hahahaha




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i dunno




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i just cannot imagine




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i cca also ponteng




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
how to ponteng there




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
hahahhaa




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
no chris for 3 months lol




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
i go curang with him WHAHAHAHA




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
IM JOKING!!!




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
ahahahha




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
hahahhaha




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
you try and seee




(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
(F) Rachel
i fry your pussy or fry his dick HAHAHAhHAHHAHAnola




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
HAHAHAHAHHA




(F) Rachel
(F) к у є α и с є я ї є
yer so happy and excited for you all!

that's when I still know I didn't get into NS and happily pranking someone else, my poor BF. Another victim .

He got emo with me too and start telling lame jokes and try giving me some good advice to make me think in a brighter side but not convincing enough for me to feel better one. Make me wanna cry and laugh at the same time. Like,


"Baby I'm gonna take purikura alone for 3 months T____T howwwwwwww" soooo cute of him.


"Baby we can't do anything right, think of it in a brighter side lor, its not like you're going to hell or something ma right, blablablablabla" at the same time he knows how princessy I am T_T


"Baby take it like a training lor. When you come back sure very fit already one" ........ Ya darker than you summore . Hmph.

I told my mom also, "Mieeee, I kena NS" she said, "cheeeeeee sin lah" (she thought it was H1N1 that time wtf) then I told her again, Mie, I got chosen for the soldier camp thingy ah. Then she only laughed and said " WAHHHH SOOO GOOD I GOT 3 MONTHS HOLIDAY" wtf what kinda mom -.- then only step me more say what lah i sure cannot survive in there and stuff T____________T

Then, I told carmen I got chosen too. and she was so nice to consult me and teach me how to escape from NS wtf. So nice of her T_T I feel so guilty now =( nola actually she was happy for me after I told her I wasn't chosen and agreed to keep it as a secret for me to prank someone else. Until this morning she sent me a msg "Now everyone believe you going NS" AHAHHAHA so sweet but then I told her IM REALLY CHOSEN THIS TIME she also shocked and confort me T_T and taught me how to escape again AHHAHAHAHHA wtf

I told WW I got chosen for NS before going to bed, he said he will bring me go eat all the nice food in the world when I come back HAHAHHAHA YOU BETTER DO SO! the cookie is finishing soon cuz I very depressed now T_T

That was last night when I still don't know I got chosen actually.
only 5 of them lor okay! Then I deserve this treatment.................. omg so sad lahT_____________T


I woke up this morning and feel quite sick, and happy at the same time because I am still very happy because I wasn't chosen. Then I checked the sms again and realised............ the IC number I typed was wrong (*#$&*@#&$*@#&$&#@*$&@#*$&*#@&*$#@_@)!@#(!_@ I WAS LIKE OMFG PLS DONT DO THIS TO ME. Then I recheck by sending another sms but this time I was not so lucky.........

It says, TAHNIAH KOH KYEAN TERPILIH MENYERTAI PLKN SIRI 7/2010.


FU#($*(#@*$(#@*$(#*$*@(#*$(@#*($*@#(*$(#*$(@#($(@#$*)@#$)#@* why is that TAHNIAH. Make it TAKZIAH. T_____________T



AND YES. TO THOSE WHO I TOLD YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT THAT I AM NOT GOING NS. YES, I'M GOING THIS TIME. FOR REAL. FARK.


And for those who are not selected this time, there's still the last batch . SO DONT BE SO HAPPY FIRST. WAHAHAHHAHAHHA omg so evil T_T


So, in my conclusion, I think I'm not gonna skip this time unless I got special reason HAHAHA. Take it as a challenge. It's not like they are gonna cut my hair bald or something (cuz im not a boy HAHAHAHAH) After so many people has talked to me HEH HEH and confort me in every way. JUST REMEMBER NOT TO FORGET ME AFTER 3 months OK wuwuwuwu and and Rach don't go seduce Chris pls i beg you HAHAHHAHA and hold all the outings until I come back k my chagia my darlings my girls wuwuwuwuwu and bring me eat nice food when I come back k you all BETTER DO if not I will eat you all alive.



So yes,

I'm gonna wake up at 5 every morning for 3 months,
I'm gonna wash and do chores everything myself for 3 months,
I'm gonna shower with cold water for 3 months,
I'm gonna eat curry rice for 3 months, (I hope not)
I'm gonna run around and train like a cow, i mean soldier under the hot sun for 3 months,
I'm gonna miss everyone for 3 months T_T

I will come back as a changed person. I WILL BE BACK as a dark & skinny person. BE PREPARED!

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